Seattle's Accent: Generic?

Seattle’s regional accent is considered western or west-coast, which closely conforms with the standard American accent.  While this may be considered less appealing or attractive sounding to some who like a nice southern drawl or a fast-paced New York City sound, to those hoping to improve their American English, Seattle speak serves as a good model.  Here is a humorous look at some things you might be more or less likely to hear in the Emerald City.